A 2018 Recap: The Best Of Lists That Never Were

A 2018 Recap: The Best Of Lists That Never Were

You may have noticed an annual staple of The Sacred Wall was conspicuously absent during the past year. You see, despite all intentions to finish my Best of 2018 lists from last year, forces outside my control – and oftentimes in my control –...

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Entertainer Of The Year, 2019

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Entertainer Of The Year, 2019

Another year is reaching the history books, and as we enter the Thanksgiving weekend, it’s time for the 2019 Entertainers of the Year! That’s right, it’s time to look back at the artists who dominated the 2019 landscape, became pop culture...

Wednesday Listicle: The Definitive Ranking Of The ‘Star Wars’ Saga

Wednesday Listicle: The Definitive Ranking Of The ‘Star Wars’ Saga

As we continue our countdown to Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, I thought I’d take one more look down memory lane. After all, Star Wars is the series that inspired me to follow film – it filled me with wonder from the age of three, and from the...

Wednesday Listicles: Top Ten ‘Star Wars’ Movie Moments

Wednesday Listicles: Top Ten ‘Star Wars’ Movie Moments

In one month’s time, the final (haha yeah right) Star Wars film will be released in theaters. While Disney and Lucasfilms will no doubt be releasing hours and hours of more content over the coming years (including two TV shows, an Obi-Wan Kenobi...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Scariest Non-Horror Moments

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Scariest Non-Horror Moments

Happy Halloween, everybody! I fell behind on my Sacred Walloween horror listicles, and I’m sorry about that. I’ve put two half-finished ones into a folder for next year, and I’ve decided to make sure you get one more bit of spookiness before we...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Horror Musicals

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Horror Musicals

It’s time, once again, for another adventure in the world of Sacred Walloween! I’ve covered this topic from movies to television and beyond, but I thought now would be a great time to turn my gaze to another medium that doesn’t get quite nearly...

Sacred Walloween: Ranking The ‘Halloween’ Franchise

Sacred Walloween: Ranking The ‘Halloween’ Franchise

IT’S SACRED WALLOWEEN, Y’ALL! That’s right, the spookiest time of the year is finally here, and as we do every October, we turn our attention to a variety of horror and Halloween-themed lists! And because I’m looking for something simple, yet...

“Wednesday” Listicles: Top Ten Michael Schur Characters

“Wednesday” Listicles: Top Ten Michael Schur Characters

Ed. Note – This article was supposed to air before Sacred Walloween, but forces outside my control prevented it from premiering in time. I will be posting it today, and the first Sacred Walloween Listicle will be premiering imminently. Sorry for...

“Wednesday” Listicles: Top Ten ‘Glee’ Musical Moments

“Wednesday” Listicles: Top Ten ‘Glee’ Musical Moments

It’s hard to believe that ten years ago this month, Glee appeared on televisions across the nation and took the country by storm. Equal parts a Heathers-esque comedy-of-terror about high school and a love letter to theatre kids, Glee became a...

“Wednesday” Listicles: Top Ten ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ Episodes

“Wednesday” Listicles: Top Ten ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ Episodes

Twenty years ago, a seminal event in children’s programming hit the airwaves. On par with Pee Wee’s Playhouse, Rugrats, and The Looney Tunes, this sensation took over pop culture in a daring tour-du-force, providing Bugs Bunny-esque shenanigans...

Wednesday Listicles: Top Ten Woodstock Performances

Wednesday Listicles: Top Ten Woodstock Performances

It’s been a while since I provided you all with a good Wednesday Listicle. That’s my bad. I’ve fallen behind making the lists, which is a real shame, because they’re really fun (and occasionally easy!) to make. I’m going to start trying to get...