“Wednesday” Listicle: Top Ten Most Anticipated Films of 2019

“Wednesday” Listicle: Top Ten Most Anticipated Films of 2019

Happy 2019 everyone! 2018 is now dead and buried, and while it certainly wasn’t a great year for film, it was certainly an impressively not-not great year. At any rate, it’s time we take a pause from looking back in order to look forward, at the...

Wednesday Listicles: The Best Trailers Of 2018

Wednesday Listicles: The Best Trailers Of 2018

Christmas is over, which means it’s time to return to the Best of 2018! As always, we close the year with the Top Ten Best Trailers of 2018. These are the trailers that did their best to excite and fascinate us with promises to come, whether we...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas-Adjacent Movies

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas-Adjacent Movies

Ladies and gentlemen, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. Now that I’ve effectively lost half my male audience, allow me to break this down. You see, a Christmas movie should be, and usually is, defined as a movie where Christmas is essential to...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas Episodes

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas Episodes

It’s time once again, boys and girls, for another edition of A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift of All)! And this week, we’re moving away from music and into television as we count down the Top Ten Christmas Episodes of All Time! You know...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Novelty Christmas Songs

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Novelty Christmas Songs

Hi boys and girls! It’s time for the second most wonderful time of the year, A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift Of All!) I know we’re starting a little bit later this week, but don’t worry; we’re gonna get right back in the swing of...

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Entertainer Of The Year, 2018

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Entertainer Of The Year, 2018

It’s the end of the year once again, and as is tradition around these parts, it’s time to reward the 2018 Top Ten Entertainers of the Year! That’s right, we’re going to take a look at the artists who conquered the year, becoming pop culture...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Horror Movie Killers

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Horror Movie Killers

HAPPY SACRED WALLOWEEN EVERYBODY! Yes, Halloween has finally fallen on a Wednesday, which means it’s time for one last Wednesday Listicle! And since we looked at all of the great non-human monsters last week, I thought we’d take the time this...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten ‘Saturday Night Live’ Halloween Sketches

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten ‘Saturday Night Live’ Halloween Sketches

We’ve been going hard with the scary lists for the past two weeks, and I hope I didn’t ‘fraid ya too bad! I decided to take some time away from the extensive world of Listicles and film criticism with a light, fun list to remind you of all the...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Songs In Horror Movies

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Songs In Horror Movies

Welcome back to the spoopiest time of year, Sacred Walloween! As always, we spend the month counting down the spookiest, scariest, skeletoniest lists possible across pop culture, in honor of my favorite holiday, Halloween. We will begin this...