“Wednesday” Listicle: The Best Trailers of 2022

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Best Trailers of 2022

It’s time once again for the Sacred Wall’s Best of 2022 coverage, this time with the art of trailer-making. Trailers are both less and more essential than ever, as this last year has proven. After all, films that barely advertised – like Babylon...

Wednesday Listicle: The Entertainer Of The Year, 2022

Wednesday Listicle: The Entertainer Of The Year, 2022

More so than any other year, it feels way too early to begin our year-end wrap-up. Yet here we are, looking down the barrel of December, and ready to start rewarding the best of pop culture in 2022. And like always, The Sacred Wall kicks off its...

The Sacred Wall Presents: The 2022 Holiday Viewing Guide

The Sacred Wall Presents: The 2022 Holiday Viewing Guide

Happy A Sacred Wall Christmas, everybody! Unfortunately, this year hasn’t been as festive as normal. I won’t be going into everything, but this has been a wild, complicated personal time for me, and while I managed to stay on top of reviews, it...

Ranking The ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Films: A Sacred Walloween Listicle

Ranking The ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Films: A Sacred Walloween Listicle

Of the Big Five slasher franchises (i.e Halloween, Friday the 13th, etc.), perhaps the greatest one I’ve left untouched is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Perhaps this is because, unlike other franchises that stay consistently good (Scream) or...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten ‘Stranger Things’ Characters

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten ‘Stranger Things’ Characters

Horror doesn’t only exist on the big screen. It also has a deep history on television, all the way back to The Twilight Zone. In recent years, horror has been more popular than ever, thanks to shows like American Horror Story and Yellowjackets...

“Wednesday” Listicle: Top Ten Most Anticipated Films of 2022

“Wednesday” Listicle: Top Ten Most Anticipated Films of 2022

2021 proved to…not be the year of theatrical recovery we hoped it would be. In fact, all it did was further the gap between independent theater and midbudget movies from Marvel and Disney’s stranglehold on the market. Still, I hold out faith that...

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Best Trailers Of 2021

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Best Trailers Of 2021

As we return to the Sacred Wall’s Best of 2021, it’s time once again to turn to artistry of trailer-making. With audiences testing the waters of what’s worth seeing in the theater and what’s not, trailers served a significantly important purpose...

The Sacred Wall’s 2022 Sundance Film Festival Schedule

The Sacred Wall’s 2022 Sundance Film Festival Schedule

Starting tomorrow, the 2022 Sundance Film Festival will commence from its base in Park City, Utah. And just like last year, because time is a flat circle and it turns out we’re in an eternal cycle of incompetence of the highest order, Sundance...

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Entertainer Of The Year, 2021

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Entertainer Of The Year, 2021

2021 may not have been the dystopic future that 2020 was for so many, but it certainly was no less taxing. I mean, look what happened less than ten days after the year’s start. Whether you like it or not, entertainers still play a vital role in...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time

Merry Christmas to all of you good kiddies out there! This means it’s time once again for A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift Of All). This year’s Christmas selection has, unfortunately, been a little lacking. I do apologize for that...

The Sacred Wall Presents: A Holiday Viewing Guide

The Sacred Wall Presents: A Holiday Viewing Guide

It’s that time of year again. The kids are getting out of school, the in-laws are flying into town. Maybe you’re making an error of Griswaldian proportions and inviting the entire family over to your house. Who knows? But the inevitable...