Ranking The ‘Friday The 13th’ Films: A Sacred Walloween Listicle

Ranking The ‘Friday The 13th’ Films: A Sacred Walloween Listicle

It’s a well-established fact that while Halloween is the best slasher series, Friday the 13th is the most popular. While Michael Myers is a terrifying force of chaos and evil in the universe, I’d say the average filmgoer, when asked to describe...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Scariest Non-Horror Moments

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Scariest Non-Horror Moments

Happy Halloween, everybody! I fell behind on my Sacred Walloween horror listicles, and I’m sorry about that. I’ve put two half-finished ones into a folder for next year, and I’ve decided to make sure you get one more bit of spookiness before we...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Horror Musicals

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Horror Musicals

It’s time, once again, for another adventure in the world of Sacred Walloween! I’ve covered this topic from movies to television and beyond, but I thought now would be a great time to turn my gaze to another medium that doesn’t get quite nearly...

Sacred Walloween: Ranking The ‘Halloween’ Franchise

Sacred Walloween: Ranking The ‘Halloween’ Franchise

IT’S SACRED WALLOWEEN, Y’ALL! That’s right, the spookiest time of the year is finally here, and as we do every October, we turn our attention to a variety of horror and Halloween-themed lists! And because I’m looking for something simple, yet...

#31DaysOfHorror Recap: A BONUS Sacred Walloween Update

#31DaysOfHorror Recap: A BONUS Sacred Walloween Update

Sacred Walloween has come and gone, and the one thing I fell behind on updating you about was my #31DaysOfHorror. So while the spoopiest month of the year may be over, I thought I’d update you all on my nearly-successful goal to watch 31 horror...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Horror Movie Killers

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Horror Movie Killers

HAPPY SACRED WALLOWEEN EVERYBODY! Yes, Halloween has finally fallen on a Wednesday, which means it’s time for one last Wednesday Listicle! And since we looked at all of the great non-human monsters last week, I thought we’d take the time this...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten ‘Saturday Night Live’ Halloween Sketches

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten ‘Saturday Night Live’ Halloween Sketches

We’ve been going hard with the scary lists for the past two weeks, and I hope I didn’t ‘fraid ya too bad! I decided to take some time away from the extensive world of Listicles and film criticism with a light, fun list to remind you of all the...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Songs In Horror Movies

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Songs In Horror Movies

Welcome back to the spoopiest time of year, Sacred Walloween! As always, we spend the month counting down the spookiest, scariest, skeletoniest lists possible across pop culture, in honor of my favorite holiday, Halloween. We will begin this...

Sacred Walloween: Ten Greatest Modern Horror Movies

Sacred Walloween: Ten Greatest Modern Horror Movies

It’s time now for yet another Sacred Walloween Listicle! This week, we return to the world of film with the Top Ten Modern Horror Films! In case you haven’t noticed, we’re in something of a horror boon, with the past twenty years yielding a...