A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Novelty Christmas Songs

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Novelty Christmas Songs

Hi boys and girls! It’s time for the second most wonderful time of the year, A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift Of All!) I know we’re starting a little bit later this week, but don’t worry; we’re gonna get right back in the swing of...

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Entertainer Of The Year, 2018

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Entertainer Of The Year, 2018

It’s the end of the year once again, and as is tradition around these parts, it’s time to reward the 2018 Top Ten Entertainers of the Year! That’s right, we’re going to take a look at the artists who conquered the year, becoming pop culture...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Horror Movie Killers

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Horror Movie Killers

HAPPY SACRED WALLOWEEN EVERYBODY! Yes, Halloween has finally fallen on a Wednesday, which means it’s time for one last Wednesday Listicle! And since we looked at all of the great non-human monsters last week, I thought we’d take the time this...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten ‘Saturday Night Live’ Halloween Sketches

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten ‘Saturday Night Live’ Halloween Sketches

We’ve been going hard with the scary lists for the past two weeks, and I hope I didn’t ‘fraid ya too bad! I decided to take some time away from the extensive world of Listicles and film criticism with a light, fun list to remind you of all the...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Songs In Horror Movies

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten Songs In Horror Movies

Welcome back to the spoopiest time of year, Sacred Walloween! As always, we spend the month counting down the spookiest, scariest, skeletoniest lists possible across pop culture, in honor of my favorite holiday, Halloween. We will begin this...

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Oscar Nominees’ Greatest Performances

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Oscar Nominees’ Greatest Performances

Well gang, it’s finally (almost) over! Tonight, twenty actors and actresses will be entering the Dolby Theater to see if all of their dreams will come true, whether it’s their first, second, or (theoretically) fourth. Twenty people enter, four...

The Best Albums of 2017: A Wednesday Listicle

The Best Albums of 2017: A Wednesday Listicle

We’ve finally arrived at the end of the Sacred Wall’s recap of the Best of 2017! It’s time to take a look at the final category, music. As a whole, 2017 was an impressive year for the field, giving us a variety of game-changing, lyrically complex...

“Wednesday” Listicles: Top Ten Greatest Movie Couples

“Wednesday” Listicles: Top Ten Greatest Movie Couples

Ed. Note: Last week’s article, The Sacred Wall Awards, have been delayed in order to properly cover all the categories. As I wanted to make sure this Valentine’s Day article went up in time, I am delaying that article until the end of this...