The Sacred Wall Presents: The 2022 Holiday Viewing Guide

The Sacred Wall Presents: The 2022 Holiday Viewing Guide

Happy A Sacred Wall Christmas, everybody! Unfortunately, this year hasn’t been as festive as normal. I won’t be going into everything, but this has been a wild, complicated personal time for me, and while I managed to stay on top of reviews, it...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time

Merry Christmas to all of you good kiddies out there! This means it’s time once again for A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift Of All). This year’s Christmas selection has, unfortunately, been a little lacking. I do apologize for that...

The Sacred Wall Presents: A Holiday Viewing Guide

The Sacred Wall Presents: A Holiday Viewing Guide

It’s that time of year again. The kids are getting out of school, the in-laws are flying into town. Maybe you’re making an error of Griswaldian proportions and inviting the entire family over to your house. Who knows? But the inevitable...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas-Adjacent Movies

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas-Adjacent Movies

Ladies and gentlemen, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. Now that I’ve effectively lost half my male audience, allow me to break this down. You see, a Christmas movie should be, and usually is, defined as a movie where Christmas is essential to...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas Episodes

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas Episodes

It’s time once again, boys and girls, for another edition of A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift of All)! And this week, we’re moving away from music and into television as we count down the Top Ten Christmas Episodes of All Time! You know...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Novelty Christmas Songs

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Novelty Christmas Songs

Hi boys and girls! It’s time for the second most wonderful time of the year, A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift Of All!) I know we’re starting a little bit later this week, but don’t worry; we’re gonna get right back in the swing of...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: The Greatest Christmas Movies

A Sacred Wall Christmas: The Greatest Christmas Movies

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! It’s the last day of A Sacred Wall Christmas, and as a special treat for you all, it’s time for a very special list: the Top Ten Greatest Christmas Movies of All Time!

A Sacred Wall Christmas: The Greatest Christmas Special Songs

A Sacred Wall Christmas: The Greatest Christmas Special Songs

It’s been a crazy Christmas season this year, guys. I didn’t get a chance to space out A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift of All). However, just because I didn’t get a chance to do these once a week doesn’t mean I won’t overload your...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas Special Characters

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas Special Characters

It’s time now for the second most wonderful time of the year, A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift Of All)! I’ve got all sorts of goodies planned for you this week, in terms of Oscars and reviews, but before that, let’s take the time to do...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: The Top Ten Greatest Christmas Specials

A Sacred Wall Christmas: The Top Ten Greatest Christmas Specials

It’s the final week of A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift of All), and the feeling of cheer is in the air! The egg nog is flowing freely (with enough rum to blind a pirate), the trees are illuminated brightly, and most importantly, the...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas Songs

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Christmas Songs

One of the best things (for some people) about Christmas is the collection of songs. There is no holiday that can match it in terms of quantity or quality of music. From the church classics to the early popular music selections to the early days...