Ranking The ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Films: A Sacred Walloween Listicle

Ranking The ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Films: A Sacred Walloween Listicle

Of the Big Five slasher franchises (i.e Halloween, Friday the 13th, etc.), perhaps the greatest one I’ve left untouched is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Perhaps this is because, unlike other franchises that stay consistently good (Scream) or...

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten ‘Stranger Things’ Characters

Sacred Walloween: Top Ten ‘Stranger Things’ Characters

Horror doesn’t only exist on the big screen. It also has a deep history on television, all the way back to The Twilight Zone. In recent years, horror has been more popular than ever, thanks to shows like American Horror Story and Yellowjackets...

“Wednesday” Listicle: Top Ten Most Anticipated Films of 2022

“Wednesday” Listicle: Top Ten Most Anticipated Films of 2022

2021 proved to…not be the year of theatrical recovery we hoped it would be. In fact, all it did was further the gap between independent theater and midbudget movies from Marvel and Disney’s stranglehold on the market. Still, I hold out faith that...

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Best Trailers Of 2021

“Wednesday” Listicle: The Best Trailers Of 2021

As we return to the Sacred Wall’s Best of 2021, it’s time once again to turn to artistry of trailer-making. With audiences testing the waters of what’s worth seeing in the theater and what’s not, trailers served a significantly important purpose...

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time

A Sacred Wall Christmas: Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time

Merry Christmas to all of you good kiddies out there! This means it’s time once again for A Sacred Wall Christmas (The Greatest Gift Of All). This year’s Christmas selection has, unfortunately, been a little lacking. I do apologize for that...

Sacred Walloween: Travis’ Favorite Horror Movies

Sacred Walloween: Travis’ Favorite Horror Movies

As Sacred Walloween comes to a close, I look back on my five years running this site, and I’ve realized something. For the most part, my lists – both for Sacred Walloween and beyond – have focused on the “best” films in any given genre or...

Sacred Walloween: Ten Scariest Non-Horror Movies

Sacred Walloween: Ten Scariest Non-Horror Movies

Sacred Walloween continues to plug along, and that means a whole new listicle to keep us entertained. You know, Halloween is a time for scary movies and horror flicks, there’s no denying. Be they slashers, ghosts, aliens, or nature itself, this...

The Greatest Animated Films Of All Time: A Wednesday Listicle

The Greatest Animated Films Of All Time: A Wednesday Listicle

Well, everyone, it’s been a heck of a journey. Over the course of the last month, we’ve covered the cornerstones of American Animation: Pixar and Disney. But animation is a much wider field than that. There’s the more pop-culture heavy works of...

Wednesday Listicle: Top Ten Disney Animated Films

Wednesday Listicle: Top Ten Disney Animated Films

Ed. Note: After publication, it was brought to my attention that Disney would not let any of these videos be shared. You can just click on the links if you want. Or don’t. They’re all just earworms anyway You know, I have a funny...

Wednesday Listicle: Top Ten Underrated Animated Disney Films

Wednesday Listicle: Top Ten Underrated Animated Disney Films

Having now completed my work ranking every Pixar film, it only seems right that I turn my attention to the Mouse House itself. That’s right, Disney. Now, I’ve had a bit of a rough-and-tumble history with Disney – I still do. Part of it was being...