Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life. Shrek 5 Confirmed For 2019!

Sooooommmmmmeeeeeeeee…body once told me that Shrek was gonna roll me
It made a ton and won the Oscar
Shreks 3 and 4 were kind of dumb and made the series bomb
No more sequels on the roster

But, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Pixar Sequels rule and they hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense that Shrek end so glum,
With the cast so smart but the plot so dumb

So much to do, so much to see,
So what’s wrong with another entry?
You’ll never know until 2019
That’s when we see more Donkey!

[Chorus:]

Hey now, Shrek 5 now, Shrek’s alive now, he’s in play!
Hey now, Shrek 5 now, all the cast can get paid!
And all them sequels are gold
So another Shrek won’t break the mold

NBC’s a cool place, and they hope to get colder
Buying out DreamWorks as Spielberg gets older
And the studio heads beg to differ
What the world needs is another Shrek picture!

Original ideas are getting pretty thin
Nostalgia’s getting hot, so the studios are all in.
Eddie Murphy’s on board, how ‘bout you?
He hasn’t made a good film since Shrek 2.

[Chorus 2x, followed by incomprehensible record scratching]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself to the theater
I said why? He said Shrek Five.
I told him to get in line,
Release date’s 2019, so we’ve got some…tiiiiiiimmmmmmmmeeeeeeee

WELL!
The years start coming and they don’t stop coming!
Pixar Sequels rule and they hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense that Shrek end so glum,
With the cast so smart but the plot so dumb

So much to do, so much to see,
So what’s wrong with another entry?
You’ll never know until 2019
That’s when we see more Donkey!

[Chorus]

And all them sequels are gold
So another Shrek won’t break the mold

Shrek 5 coming in 2019, all credit for this piece goes to the incomparable Smash Mouth.