Total Frat Movie Is A Thing Because Culture Is Dead. Watch The Trailer.

Screen Shot 2016-06-27 at 7.43.41 PMWatch the trailer for Total Frat Movie, brought to you by who really gives a rat’s ass?

Honestly, why is this movie even a thing? They’ve only been doing it for a year, and I’m already tired of websites creating their own movies about themselves. I didn’t even bother with SMOSH: The Movie; and while it wasn’t nearly as bad as the others, I found Rooster Teeth’s Lazer Team to be a letdown, even though I usually like their work. However, at least those sites have characters, as well as a basis in acting. Total Frat Move (which I refuse to link to-they don’t deserve my respect) is just a site reporting on “funny shenanigans that take place in frats around the country,” before proceeding to post some asinine story that I didn’t find funny even when I was one of the idiots going out and partying in college. All this film, which appears to be a bunch of cliché college movie traits lazily sloshed around in a sh*t bucket, tells me is we are in the decline of culture, and I just happened to hop onto the bus as it goes over the cliff. Perfect timing on my part

If you really care, here’s a synopsis for the film, due out September 23rd. The trailer is NSFW, by the way, I assume because it features Tom Green:

Charlie Martin (Deeley) couldn’t be happier to be the newest member of Alpha Chi Gamma. That is, until the rival Kappas sabotage their celebratory fireworks and the Alpha house is permanently shuttered. Just like that, Charlie’s dream of following in his late father’s footsteps, one of Alpha’s most legendary members, goes up in smoke. Three years later, a still distraught Charlie discovers a loophole in the school’s rules and presents his evidence to Dean Kravitz (Green). The dean agrees to reinstate the Alphas, but under one condition: get 15 members by the end of rush week. One problem: rush week starts in 24 hours.

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